“Jake was touching her hand and smiling, making her laugh,” alleges a supposed fellow diner.
He, for some godforsaken reason, decides to let her take the bite of soup that he simply cannot stomach.
In a bizarre turn of events, he feeds it to her, but the gesture comes off parental, not sexy, the way an underpaid babysitter would feed the offspring of two people she doesn't care to stay and chat with when they return home from an evening of galas. It's a moment in frozen in time, a static memory that tells but one tiny version of a story. Perhaps our heroine and her date were having the best of times at their trendy al fresco restaurant in Notting Hill, London and this is simply one unfortunately-timed frame.
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